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	Bishma
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I sort of want a ringtone that sounds like a donkey getting...

Yeah, nevermind. My current ringtone is the theme song from Super Mario Brothers (the game, not the god awful movie). I like it, but it has a downside. For whatever reason it becomes instantly stuck in my boss's head. So if I get a phone call during work I have to listen to him whistling the song for the rest of the day. Still, it's a small price to pay. And hey, my birthday is coming up so if anyone wants to get me Super Mario Brother 1 for the GBA that'd be sweet. Of course it would be even sweeter if you donated to our Vegas trip.

Speaking of Vegas and birthdays, Catharsis bought her, Ben, and I tickets to Penn & Teller for the 29th or March. And we just happened to get tickets that are front and center. Glee!

Speaking of Vegas and donating, Ben hooked us up with a couple new images for us to use to beg for your money. I'm not sure where I'm going to put them just yet, but I don't want to deprive you all from seeing them so...
Behold!

posted on Feb. 26, 2006

	TheFall
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I ripped my pants! The only pants I had that understood the complexities of my eccentricities. Or some shit.

Okay, so this wasn't my best, but I'm sure it sounded funny in my head, at one point. And donkey fucking is usually funny. Yeah. I need to get my depression under control, or whatever it is. It'/s just like that sad white cartoon tear that bounces around. It gets in the way of work, new relationships, friends. I make an ass of myself on a semi-regular basis. Even "The War At Home" isn't cheering me up. At least I still have my sense of humor. See, that was funny, because it's a shitty show.

A guy walks into a talent agent's office...

posted on Feb. 26, 2006

	Bishma
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Ask Dildo is Back! Sort of! Whooo!

I've been noticing a lot of people coming to the site my searching for things that would bring them to out old Ask Dildo page. So I took about 20 minutes and pulled it out of moth balls. It's a little the worse for ware since it was never updated for this page design, but it still reads funny.

posted on Feb. 27, 2006

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New question answered! Hazzah!

posted on Feb. 28, 2006

	TheFall
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I didn't forget, I'm just lazy. Check back tomorrow.
-Benny

posted on Mar. 06, 2006

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